This is just ME

buzzlightyearhugecock:

rampant-praetorian:

buzzlightyearhugecock:

i open my fucking mouth.

Buzz whatever you’re thinking don’t do it.

a horde of ants cascades out of my mouth and into my eager cock hole

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

bad: twilight’s entire story, every character arc, and every possible lesson and moral it attempts to portray.

good: twilight shitposts

(via notsoordinaryfangirl)

1dietcokeinacan:

youdonthavetogotocollege:

tilthat:

TIL in the 1900’s tampons were soaked in opium and belladonna to relieve pain and relax the vagina.

via reddit.com

Let’s bring this back

Me in 1906 lying luxuriously on a chaise lounge w my pussy fully lost in the sauce

(via rotatingpotatoes)

paxamericana:

cryptid-sighting:

marinarascova:

i… what?

foot fetishists using their powers for good, not evil

(via surprisedentistry)

ginger-ale-official:

stats:

snirts:

stats:

just bought this tapeworm from etsy!

where are you gonna keep it

:)

I don’t like this post very much

(via sweatpotatoes)

berrystumpytail:

saltyandsadpotato:

berrystumpytail:

God i wish someone would sell me a haunted house. Ghosts aren’t real and I’d love to get a really nice house for like half the price that it should be. 

and if they are real you can fuck them.

This guy gets it!

(via pterrordactyl)

darknetexclusivetouhouterrorcore:

tilthat:

TIL that when Jeff Bridges was 14, he and his brother, Beau, would go to grocery store parking lots and pretend to start a fight. Once a crowd gathered, they would both jump into the back of their pickup truck and proceed to do dramatic line readings.

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country thespians make do

(via belleofficial)

trashboat:

trashboat:

trashboat:

moment of genuine kinship with the man who noticed me applying lip chap while bagging my groceries as he took out his lip chap and applied as he walked by

truly the most genuine moment of compassion with a strange man has been when he met my eyes and motioned his lip chap in a cheers motion. forever my brother in arms

think i might be lonely

(via stillcouldchange)

manticoreimaginary:

sleepystellarsister:

Hozier and Florence Welch are just pseudonyms Hades and Persephone have taken on after haven taken music lessons from Orpheus for a couple thousand years and deciding going into the music industry and gaining “fans” would be a modern equivalent form of the worship that previously sustained them thanks for coming to my ted talk

#yeah except florence is hades and hozier is persephone

(via whenlovexplodes)

dorkshadows:

Some of you never had to turn into a horse and carry a monk to India while his 3 other disciples had fun without you and it shows

avatar-chang:

Some of you never watched Avatar The Last Airbender and learned its life lessons as a kid and it shows

(via how-do-you-do-the-do)

neilnordegraf:

sin

(Source: grantairefanclub, via notsoordinaryfangirl)

iwritefanficnotprophecies:

Is this a mood or what

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